And now, a few words about Oklahoma tornados…

 

This excerpt is from my YA book As Brown As I Want: The Indianhead Diaries. It was a finalist in the 2004 Oklahoma Book Awards. Suitable for YA and up readers. PB & Kindle.

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…We’re not allowed to play in the bomb shelter. Too bad, because it would make a dandy clubhouse. Mr. Thompson fixed it up real nice, with cots and Army blankets. He even put in a radio and a TV down there. It must be the fanciest bomb shelter in Oklahoma. It still has dirt walls and floors, though, so Lurlene’s mom didn’t bother to put up any pictures. I’m not sure if I’d want to be down there during an atomic bomb. Seems like all that noise might scare the scorpions and snakes and they might all head underground, right into that shelter. It’s something to think about, but Carlos and I are okay, anyway, because Mr. Thompson made it clear that when the bomb falls, or a big tornado comes through, only his family will be allowed in there. Everyone who has an underground shelter talks like that. They say it’s survival of the fittest, and some men even say they’ll shoot the first person that tries to get into their shelter when the bomb falls, especially if he’s colored. They don’t say so, but I’m sure they’d shoot us too. Just to be safe, Carlos told me not to ever go over there if I see a bomb coming, ’cause you never know. I asked Gramma where our bomb shelter was, and she said she hadn’t gotten around to digging it yet. I wish she’d get started while she’s got me and Carlos here to help her. She’s got a real big backyard. She could have the biggest bomb shelter in Lawton. We could keep Aunt Lilia’s watermelon pickles down there and also use it for tornadoes, of course. We get lots of tornados here, especially in the spring. My Gramma is pretty smart, I’m sure she can figure out a way to keep out the snakes and scorpions. I’m counting on Mom and Pete to keep out Dad and Frieda. Let ’em dig their own shelter…


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Awards:

1999 first place fiction, Surrey, Canada

2004 Oklahoma Book Award finalist


Janelle

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Besotted! Historical romances have their own vocabulary. A comment

Besotted
A comment
Janelle Meraz Hooper
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Historical romances are such a hoot! I love them! Even their vocabulary is different! It’s been way too long since a man’s been besotted with me. Actually, maybe never. Who can tell if besottment (is this a word?) is real? Have there been proven cases of fake besotting? I don’t know for sure but I’m convinced women were never besott in the Old West. Who could be besotted when she was wondering what that stuff on the bottom of his cowboy boots was that he was tracking all over her carpet? Did besottamahn ever happen in France? Beesasotta in Italy? Inquiring minds want to know!

Janelle

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The Wedding Dress

Not published. I wrote this for this blog.

The Wedding Dress
A short story
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One of my readers has a wedding shop and I promised her a story about my mother, who was a seamstress…

My mother was an extraordinary seamstress and I based my novel, A Three-Turtle Summer on her and her sisters. Mom designed and sewed everything: cowboy shirts, golf pants, men’s sport coats, wedding dresses, clothes for disabled women, and more. Her sewing skills were ultimately what enabled her to escape a tormented, abused life with my father and start over.

When she retired, she was in her middle seventies. She came up from Oklahoma to Washington State to go with us to pick out my daughter’s wedding gown in a fancy shop in Seattle. It was a joyous occasion; my daughter was young and beautiful and the beaded silk gown she fell in love with circled her body in mounds of floating fabric like an angelic cloud. We were thrilled!

In the next dressing room, things were not so happy. The bride-to-be was no longer young and her body was no longer a size two, if it ever was. Even my mother, who was very hard of hearing, heard the distressed woman’s cries of disappointment. No salesperson came to help that poor woman in what should have been one of the happiest days of her life. She was old and overweight; they were busy catering to younger girls.

Mom tried to mind her own business, but she couldn’t. When she couldn’t take it anymore, she left us and peeked into the room next door to have a look for herself. All of the sudden, the crying and moans of despair stopped. My daughter and I went to see what was going on. Mom had marched into the room with a box of pins. With no introduction, she told the woman there was nothing wrong with her or the dress. It just needed to be properly fitted. Then she set to work pinning and fitting the dress to perfectly fit the woman’s body. As she pinned, she encouraged the woman and gave her hints about undergarments, jewelry, and hair style.

When she finished, the woman looked beautiful in her dress and was all smiles. Before she left, mom assured the future bride she was going to look beautiful on her wedding day, and the man she was marrying was going to love her in her beautiful gown.  The women who had come with her were smiling with relief. How surprised they all were when they learned my mother didn’t work there!

Janelle-  

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Valentine’s Day book, When Roosters Fly, Val Dumond

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When Roosters Fly
Val Dumond
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Here’s a Valentine idea! Looking for a love story about people old enough to be you in a few years? Not as impossible as waiting for a rooster to learn to fly. Check out Val Dumond’s new novella, When Roosters Fly.

A grumpy old pilot, disappointed he didn’t make aviation news back in the 1930s, meets an energetic woman (almost his age) who builds authentic replicas of vintage planes. She stirs hope in the pilot that he can realize his dream — along with a few other emotions. You don’t want to miss the “love scene” in the clouds!

I love you, Porgy, don’t ever leave me! A memory

My Uncle Emmett

I love you, Porgy, don’t ever leave me!
Janelle Meraz Hooper
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The only thing that prevented my mom and I from being homeless when I was in the third grade was the house my Uncle Emmett had purchased for my grandmother. I’m sure he never thought that his gift to his mother would result in her throwing open the doors to the whole family. But that’s just what she did. Anyone who needed a place to stay for a few days crashed at my grandmother’s. My mom and I stayed the longest. Nowadays, I read in the newspaper about families living in their cars. My mom didn’t  have a car. I don’t know what would have become of us if my grandmother hadn’t let us move in.

I didn’t have much in those days. Mom had been forced to throw away my rock and seashell collections. I had some dolls in a cardboard box at the bottom of my closet. I was up to ninety-nine of them before we had to get rid of them. Most of them were very small, not much bigger than my little finger. But one day, they were gone. I can’t remember ever asking why.

That left me with my clothes that hung in a small closet, a toothbrush in the bathroom, and a stack of library books that I was allowed to keep on the floor in the living room. That was it. And I was glad for it; I can’t remember ever complaining.

Anyway, I didn’t need toys. I lived mostly in my head: I was going to go to Broadway and become a star. I had few talents to achieve my goal; I was a so-so actress and a worse than that dancer (much worse!). When I wasn’t planning my big career, I sat on the floor and read my library books.

My uncle Emmett, who was dean of men and a math teacher at the local college, lived with us. I never saw a lot of him; he was very busy! One day, after school, the door to his bedroom was closed but he wasn’t home. I didn’t think anything about it. I quietly went into the kitchen and grabbed a cold tortilla and settled down on the floor in the living room with my books.

That evening, my Uncle called me into his bedroom—I couldn’t remember ever being invited there before. The first thing I saw was a brand-new, shiny stereo cabinet against the wall. It was one of those that had stereo and radio in a wooden box almost the size of a coffin. That’s why my grandmother had closed his door, to protect the stereo! I stared at it with my mouth open, I’m sure. I had never been so close to something so beautiful!

But wait, there was more! My uncle picked up a stack of albums and handed them to me. I was afraid to touch them but he assured me that I was welcome to come into his room when he was gone and listen to his records whenever I wanted. I looked through the stack of albums in a daze: Porgy & Bess, South Pacific, Annie Get Your Gun, Flower Drum Song, The King and I!

I took very good care of that stereo and the albums. I always sat on the floor—never on my uncle’s furniture—and never, ever took food into his room. Not even a peeled carrot. If anyone would have asked me where heaven was, I wouldn’t have hesitated before pointing toward my uncle’s room.

I’ll never forget what he did for me. “Got no mansion, got no yacht. Still I’m happy for what I’ve got. I got the sun in the morning and the moon at night…” (from Annie Get Your Gun)

Thanks, Uncle Emmett.
Janelle