George, the Great Green-Gooseberry Gobbler

Illustrated by Sherri Bails

      A little story gift to help children get though our Coronavirus isolation.   

One summer, Mr. Hop discovered a big pheasant in his garden. He decided to call him George, the Great Green Gooseberry Gobbler, because he saw him underneath one of his gooseberry bushes—quickly gobbling green gooseberries even though they weren’t ripe!

         Sometimes, when Mr. Hop went to the garden, he would get real close to the gooseberry bush. George would sneak around to the back of the bush and peek at Mr. Hop through the bush’s branches.

        Mr. Hop began following him around the gooseberry bush, all the time fussing with the hoe, pretending he didn’t see his new feathered friend who was—sneakily gobbling green gooseberries.

         Mrs. Hop thought they looked like they were dancing when Mr. Hop would weed around the gooseberry bush, swing his hoe, and sing while George hid at the back of the gooseberry bush, flapping his wings, scratching in the dirt—hurriedly gobbling green gooseberries.

         Mr. and Mrs. Hop were so busy watching George with his colorful feathers, they didn’t see the less brightly-colored mother bird hiding in the brush pile while George was—noisily gobbling green gooseberries.

         The mother bird didn’t know the brush pile she’d laid her eggs in was going to go up in flames when Mr. Hoop finished cleaning the garden. She thought she’d found the perfect place to raise her babies. Meanwhile, George was—fearlessly gobbling green gooseberries.

         At the end of the day, Mr. Hop’s garden work was done and he was almost ready to light the fire under the brush pile. Mr. Hop struck a match. He got closer and closer to the brush pile. Silly George didn’t see what was about to happen. He was—cluelessly gobbling green gooseberries.

         But just then it started to sprinkle. The raindrops got bigger and bigger until they chased Mr. Hop inside. George never stopped—hungrily gobbling green gooseberries.

         Inside the brush pile, the mother pheasant hardly even noticed it was raining. The brush was so thick it kept both mother and her eggs as warm and dry as if the sun were shining. She didn’t know how close she’d come to losing her home and her babies while George was—greedily gobbling green gooseberries.

         Mr. Hop worked in the city all week. The next Saturday, he got up early and looked out the kitchen window. The skies were clear. It would be a good day to burn the brush pile, he thought.

         But just as he was looking out the window, he saw something move. Then something else. At first, it looked as if the ground was moving. It was baby birds! Then he saw George, as always—still gobbling green gooseberries.

         “Well, I’ll be,” said Mr. Hop to his wife. “I can’t burn that brush pile today, look at the baby chicks!” Mrs. Hop laughed.

         Just then, they saw the mother pheasant dart out of the brush pile and chase all of her new babies back inside the brush where it was safe. George didn’t notice. He was—busily gobbling green gooseberries.

         Next spring, Mr. Hop said, he’d make the pheasants a special brush pile at the back of the garden, not far from the gooseberry bush, in case the birds wanted to come back. This brush pile, he would never burn.

         George, The Great Green Gooseberry Gobbler, could come back every year and keep on—endlessly gobbling green gooseberries!

The end

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Note to readers: Unfortunately, there are about four children’s books with the same title. Please check the author’s name (Janelle M. Hooper & Jacob N. Studebaker when you order. My thanks!

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Valentine Quotes From Movies

A few of my favorite movie quotes…I’ll add more as I find them!

“You are my only country now.” Russia House. Sean Connery, Michelle Pfeiffer.

 

“I never want to kiss you goodbye, Kathleen.” Rio Grande. John Wayne, Maureen O’Hara.

 

“She had a face like a Sunday picnic.” Phillip Marlowe, Private Eye. Describing a beautiful woman with a fresh face.

 

“We have no time to catalog our regrets.” The Titanic, 1953. A man to his wife on a sinking Titanic when she tries to apologize about a marital problem.

“My tomorrows are all yours…” Rip to Beth in Yellowstone

Happy Valentine’s Day from my heart to yours! Janelle

Fatigues and Fox-Fur Coats at Christmas

Fatigues and Fox-Fur Coats at Christmas
A Snowy Day at the Airport

Janelle Meraz Hooper

   I love airports. Years ago, due to a family emergency, I was stuck at a Lawton, Oklahoma airport just before Christmas. Due to a sudden snowstorm, the weather was so bad that none of the commercial flights could get in or out. The airport was near Fort Sill, the Artillery Training Center of the World, and the floor of the terminal was jammed full of weary and worried soldiers hoping—desperately–to get home in time for the holidays.

   Just when chances of a flight were at their bleakest, two Lear jets, smaller than  commercial aircraft, landed on the airstrip. The door opened and two women in full-length white fox coats, and dripping with diamonds, gingerly tiptoed their way through the snow, hopelessly trying to save their high-heeled shoes. The soldiers watched the beautiful women deplane, then, lost in their own problems, turned their attention elsewhere.

   There wasn’t enough seating for the stranded soldiers, so once inside, the women picked a new path through the floor crowded with reclining troops. As they walked, they pointed at each soldier, smiled, and asked, “Where are you going?” When the soldier answered, one of them said, “Go get in that first plane,” or, “Go get in that second plane.” I don’t know why they could fly when the bigger planes couldn’t, but they took two planeloads of grateful soldiers home for Christmas that day.

   Like the rest of the civilians, I was stuck in the airport for another six hours or so before the weather cleared and my commercial flight could land. There was no snack bar there at that time, and I survived on a box of stale Crackerjacks and a half-eaten roll of Lifesavers that I had in my purse. But I had a big smile on my face the whole time. Not only would the soldiers get a free ride home, but they’d get there in a Lear Jet. Most of us would never have that experience!

   Over the airport’s intercom, I could hear the sound of Christmas music softly playing…God rest ye merry gentlemen…let nothing you dismay…oh, tidings of comfort and joy…

   A true story.

The End

Note: The Lawton Airport has now been renamed The Lawton-Ft. Sill Regional  Airport.

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Merry Christmas, from my heart to yours, Janelle

Geronimo’s Missing Million- Dollar War Bonnet

Geronimo’s Missing Million-Dollar War Bonnet

Janelle Meraz Hooper

   When I was writing the Geronimo, Life on the Reservation show for Rudy, I had written in an explanation of why Geronimo had a feathered war bonnet hanging on the wooden fence that surrounded his garden. It was too long to fit into the show, so I thought I’d share it with you here.

As you know, Apaches didn’t wear war bonnets. And Geronimo wasn’t a chief, but the Comanche Chief, Quanah Parker, was organizing a photo- shoot of the chiefs on the reservation and he wanted Geronimo to wear a war bonnet like the other warriors in the photo.

Geronimo didn’t have one, so Quanah loaned him one of his. At the end of the summit in Collinsville, Indian Territory on Oct. 19, 1907, 78-year-old Geronimo “gave” the bonnet—decorated with a tail of 48 feet of eagle feathers—to two gentlemen friends. Notice I put “gave” in quotes. I have no proof, but I suspect the two gentlemen had something Geronimo wanted. Most likely, cattle.

I have no idea how Quanah reacted when he discovered his elegant war bonnet had been given way. However, in 1999—Ninety-two years after the photo was taken, the most recent owner of the bonnet was charged by the FBI for trying to sell the war bonnet over the Internet for over a million dollars. It is hoped the headdress will ultimately belong to the Smithsonian.

Credit: October 19, 1999- Joseph A. Slobodzian Knight Ridder Newspapers and others. Illustration, Sherri Bails.

Powwows and fry bread

As Brown As I Want
The Indianhead Diaries

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On a Powwow day… a few lines from As Brown As I Want, The Indianhead Diaries…

While Carlos and I were loading our clothes in the car, he got close to my ear and whispered, “Don’t tell anyone. I’ve packed us some extra food. You know, just in case…”
   “Just in case, what, Carlos?”
   “In case those fool Indians start dancing and ‘hy-ya, hy-ya, hy-ya’ right through dinner like they did last time.”
   I laughed at that. Sometimes, meals at powwows are catch as catch can and Carlos and I have failed to catch a few.
  One night, at the last powwow, we were so hungry we joined a group of Indians we didn’t even know. We were invited, but we decided to never tell our mothers because the last thing they’d said to us was, “Don’t wear out your welcome.”
   To us, sitting down at a strange family’s picnic table with her children and eating the last piece of fry bread on the paper plate certainly seemed to fit into that category.
   When we got back to our tepee that night, Mildred had three wrought iron pans of chicken frying, and we ate again, just so we wouldn’t hurt her feelings.

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