Boot Scootin’ Weekend

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Boot Scootin’ Weekend

Janelle Meraz Hooper

   This is a companion piece to my novel: A One-way Cruise to Africa, Terror on the Internet… 

Weekends off for the three cowboys were rare. This time, as usual, they headed for a nearby Idaho town that had everything necessary for two days off from herding cattle: an affordable motel for resting with an attached restaurant, and a nearby tavern that has western music and boot scootin’ line dancing with plenty of cold beer.

The next morning, the three cowboys strolled into the restaurant and waved to Louise, their waitress. “Hey. Louise,” Tom said to the waitress that he’s known for years. “You goin’ boot-scootin’ tonight?”

Louise laughed, “No, I’m afraid all of my boot-scootin’ friends are on Boot Hill.”

The men, after a night of line dancing and flirting with the pretty girls at the Western Tavern down the street, order eggs and elk sausage the restaurant is known for. As they wash it down with their long-necked bottles of beer they shake their heads. Through the large plate glass window, they watch Drake’s beautiful sister out in the parking lot flirting with some cowboy she’s never seen before.

“What am I going to do with Tina?” Drake worries. “She’s just eighteen—too young to be acting like that. Dad would have a fit if he were here.”

“Maybe, we should leave her home next time,” Don says, “We like her, Drake, but weekends with her are turning into full-time babysitting jobs.”

“I’d like to, but she’d raise such a fuss that we’d end up having to tell dad about her flirting, then she’d never forgive me.”

Roger looked at her cooling breakfast, “Well, her eggs are getting cold. I’m going to eat them, and she can order more when she comes in.”

“Where are they going?” Drake says as he scoots back his chair and heads for the parking lot. He is alarmed, at how fast the stranger has talked his sister into following him toward his car. The other two men jump up and follow the distraught brother.

Charging across the parking lot, Drake shouts, “Tina! Your eggs are getting cold.” Reaching the young woman in time to grab her arm, he says, “What are you doing?”

“We’re just talking,” the young woman says as she turns to her brother. “Go back and eat your breakfast. Clint has new puppies in his car. I want to see them.”

“Oh, yeah? We’ll both look. What kind are they?” he asks the stranger who is starting to panic. By now, the other two men who had been eating breakfast with Drake walk up, dangling their beer bottles loosely from their hands. “What’s up?” Roger asks.

“Uh, I’m late, I have to go,” the man says as he turns to rush toward his car. He panics when he looks over his shoulder and sees three angry men following him.

“Oh, no! You can’t go until we see the puppies. What kind did you say they were?” Drake asks.

“Snickerdoodles,” Tina says. I’ll bet they’re cute.”

By now, the stranger in the parking lot is beginning to sweat. The men look through the car windows and see nothing but empty fast-food wrappers in the backseat. “So, where are they? In the trunk?”

“I completely forgot. I left them at home today,” he say as he races to the driver’s side of his car.

“Not so fast. I think you owe this little, underaged girl an explanation,” Tina’s brother says.

“I’m, sorry, I thought you were a lot older…” the man stammers.

Reality is finally dawning on the young woman, and she says nothing as the three men take turns tossing him against his car a few times before he tears himself away, dives for the front seat of his car, and races off.

Drake is much too shaken to scold his sister. All he can say is, “Tina, your breakfast is getting cold. We’ll talk about this later.”

Embarrassed and ashamed, Tina hugs each man but before she can thank them, the tears and sobs catch up with her. Inside the restaurant, a waitress brings Tina a cup of coffee and murmurs, “Let me know when you’re ready to eat,” then hastily retreats before the fireworks start.

As she is walking away. Drake calls her back to order three more beers and breakfast to go for Tina. Then he looks at his friends, and motions that they need to go back to their rooms. Terror surfaces on his expression now that the danger is over.

As soon as the beers and Tina’s breakfast arrive, the three cowboys quickly throw some bills on the table, grab the bottles, and head for their rooms, pushing Drake’s sister in front of them.

“I thought he was just a cowboy like you guys,” she says softly.

“Just because a man is wearing a big belt buckle, doesn’t mean he’s a cowboy, Tina,” Drake says, his voice shaking. “Didn’t you at least notice his boots? They were construction boots!”

Just then, a sheriff’s car pulls up to the restaurant door.

“I completely forgot!” the waitress apologizes as she runs over to the group, I called 911 when I saw that man put his arm on your sister. I guess it was just a mom’s reaction.”

“That was a good idea, thanks, Louise,” Drake says.

The sheriff comes in the door of the empty restaurant and heads straight for the sobbing young woman.

He introduces himself and asks what happened. All of the questions were routine with routine answers until the sheriff asks Tina if she’s ever seen the man before.

“A couple of times,” she admits. The three cowboys at the table choke on their beer.

“Where? When?” Drake demands to know.

“Well,” Tina says, the first time was at the Boot-Scootin’ Tavern when we were dancing last night. He was watching me. He asked me to go outside with him so he could get a smoke, but I was having too much fun dancing to leave. The second time was this morning.” Surprised, she says, “He was hanging around my door. I didn’t think anything about it, and I knew you guys were waiting for me, so I was in a hurry.”

“What happened then?” the sheriff asks.

“He followed me and then started telling me about his cute little snickerdoodle puppies that he had in his car…” she looked at her brother with shock, “Drake, I don’t know how he did it, but before I knew it, he had me outside and we were headed for his car. I don’t even know when he grabbed my arm. It all happened so fast, and I was just so interested in seeing the puppies.”

The sheriff’s CB pings, and he motions for everyone to be quiet.

Embarrassed, Tina whispers to her brother, “What’s the big deal? Men flirt with women all the time. No one ever calls 911!”

“Folks, I’m sorry but I have to ask you all to come down to the station and fill out a formal report. My deputy picked up that guy racing out of town. When he pulled him over, he brought up his license plate and discovered they were looking for him in two other states. The reports gave him a legal right to search the car. Inside the trunk, they found duct tape, rope, and handcuffs. He also found some rags that look like they might have blood on them.”

As she buries her face in her brother’s shoulder Tina looks at Drake and begs, “When this is over, can we go home? She looks at the other two men and pleads, “Do you mind?”

Roger looks at Tina and says, “Tina, we can be saddled up and ready to boot-scoot out of here before you can pack your make-up.” Tom nods his agreement, “The sooner this weekend is over, the better.”

Note: Sex trafficking is up all over the nation. From cities to reservations, young women are disappearing. Teach your young adults to be aware of who and what’s around them wherever they are.

Man Buns and Mom’s Meatloaf

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Due to an editing error on my Kindle re-submission, I have wiped out my reviews for this Kindle book. It’s a good read, I promise! If you read the book and like it, please write a few lines on my Amazon book page under comments. It just takes a few minutes and it will help me build my readership. Thanks so much!

Another snippet of one of the characters who is in my newest novel, A One-way Cruise to Africa, Terror on the Internet.

This is an unusual novel subject for me, but the incidences of human trafficking are escalating in this country. Kindle/sex-trafficking/ humor/ romance/ FBI/Seattle/Tombstone, Az

What is the same about this novel is my light hand at approaching this difficult subject. Much like my novel, The Slum Resort which is about impoverished senior citizens, my One-way Cruise to Africa, Terror on the Internet novel addresses the subject with humor and taste. NO explicit sex or drug scenes are in my “Cruise” novel! Buy on Amazon Kindle.

Meatloaf photo credit: Microsoft

Signing programs after our Geronimo, Life on the Reservation

at the Wyatt McCrea Ranch.

New Review for A One-way Cruise to Africa

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Thank you, Conley Snapper McAnally, for this review I received in an email:

REVIEW: Janelle Hooper opens up a dark door to a reality that we in a “safe America” dismiss. To say that her insight about human trafficking was “ripped from the headlines “would be an understatement. The protagonists come alive on the pages and her characterization of the villains makes one want to look over their shoulder when traveling alone. Another triumph for Ms. Hooper. Conley Snapper McAnally

“Trust your instincts, then follow them…”

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A little bit about Jean, Miku’s “associate” in the United States who finds women for him…

Geronimo, Life on the Reservation, full video

https://youtu.be/3R6E0-ddqZQ

THANK YOU! SANTA MONICA PLAYHOUSE, YOUTUBE, AND RUDY RAMOS for making this video of the show I wrote for Rudy Ramos and Steve Railsback directed. It’s about Geronimo’s life as a POW, and is suitable for all (no sex or violence). Enjoy!

ALL THEY ASK IS THAT YOU DO NOT COPY THIS SHOW TO MAKE MONEY. THAT’S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK, IS IT? ( Rudy says if you do, he will find you, ha!)

The show, which ran for 6 years, closed due to Covid and Rudy’s participation in the tv show Yellowstone.

I have a novel in progress about Geronimo’s life on the reservation (So far, it is untitled.) I’ll let you know when it’s done! Geronimo’s Laptop is out in paperback on Amazon now. Get your copy today!

Janelle signing programs for a member of the audience at a production of Geronimo, Life on the Reservation  at the Joel McCrea Ranch. What a great audience!

Rudy at a performance of the Geronimo show.

Happy Hispanic Heritage Month!

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A few opening lines from my novel A Three-Turtle Summer. Paperback and Kindle on Amazon. Paperback at Barnes & Noble.

1.   A Sister in Trouble

Fort Sill, Oklahoma, July 1949

         It was too hot to play cards, especially if someone was keeping score, and Vera was.

     “Ay, carumba! You can’t stand to go two hours without beating someone at something can you?” Grace Tyler playfully pouted.

       Vera ignored her little sister, and began shuffling cards as she gleefully announced, “Senoras, the game is canasta, and we’re going to play according to Hoyle.” She began to deal the cards like a Las Vegas gambler while Pauline laughed and pointed at her mother, a notorious and frequent card cheater.

          Everyone was hot, but in her long-sleeved shirt and long skirt, Grace was sweltering. Sweat beaded up on her forehead and neck and she kept stretching her legs out because the backs of her knees stuck to her skirt.

             “Gracie, for God’s sake, go put some shorts on,” Vera said.

          Grace ignored her sister, pulled her shirt away from her perspiring chest, and asked, “Anyone want more iced tea before Vera whips the pants off of us?”

             Momma and Pauline both nodded and Grace poured tea over fresh ice cubes while Vera got a tablet and pencil out of her purse.

             The room was almost silent as each woman arranged her hand. Only Momma barely tapped her foot and softly sang a song from her childhood under her breath:

          “The fair senorita with the rose in her hair …

          worked in the cantina but she didn’t care …

         played cards with the men and took all their loot … awh-ha!

        went to the store and bought brand new boots … ”

         “Awh-Haaa!” Grace’s five-year-old daughter Glory joined in.

          Unconsciously, the other two women started to hum along while they looked at their hand. About the second “Awh-Haaa!” Vera abruptly stopped humming and looked at her sisters with a raised eyebrow. Something was fishy; Momma was much too happy. Barely containing their amusement, they watched as she cheerfully arranged her cards.

          Finally, unable to suppress her laughter any longer, Vera jumped up, snatched the cards out of her mother’s hands, and fanned them face-up across the table.

          “Ay, ay, ay!” She cried out, “Momma, tell me how can you have a meld and eleven cards in your hand when we’ve just gotten started?”

          The fun escalated as Vera rushed around the table and ran her hands all around her mother and the chair she sat on to feel for extra cards.

          “Stand up!” Grace and her sisters said as they pulled their mother to her feet. They shook her blue calico dress and screamed with laughter as extra cards fell from every fold.

          “Glory,” Vera told her young niece, “crawl under the table and get those cards for your Auntie Vera, okay?” Grace moved her feet to the side so that Glory could scramble under the table. Her childish giggles danced around the women’s feet as she scrambled for the extra cards that dropped from her grandmother’s dress.

          “Momma,” Vera laughed, “you’re a born cheater. How did you know we were going to play cards today?” she asked.

          “I’m not the only one in this family who’s been caught with a few too many cards,” Momma said in her defense.

          “Yes, but you’re the family matriarch. We expect better of you than we do our good-for-nothing brothers,” Pauline said.

          “Huh! Matriarch, my foot. You girls never listen to a word I say,” Momma grumbled.

          “Maybe that’s because we can’t trust you,” Vera said.

          As another card dropped from Gregoria’s dress and slid across the floor, Vera added, “We’ll strip you down to your rosary before we ever play cards with you again, Momma.”

          “Yeah,” Pauline, chimed in, “the next time you’ll play in nothing but your lace step-ins and a bra made from two tortillas.”

          “Well, at least I’ll be the coolest one at the table,” Momma chirped.

          Vera reached across the table to gather all the cards and reshuffle them. “We’re going to start all over, and we’ll watch you every minute.”

          Grace felt a sharp pain in her stomach when she looked up and saw her husband’s scowling face through the screen door. Why was he home so early? She didn’t have to look at him again to know his normally handsome blond features smoldered with disgust…

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Visiting my mother in Lawton, Oklahoma
A long time ago! A Three-Turtle Summer,
fictional autobiography,
was written about our life with my father.