This is one of my favorite videos. It all began in the wee hours of the night once when I discovered a little yellow spider in my bathroom sink. I decided to make her a star! Unable to cast a male lead because of contractual problems with AFTRA, I was forced to employ a robot-spider…then, before filming was complete, my little blond star ran out on me (the hussy!). I’ve blackballed her. She’ll never work in Hollywood again.
See my real books and stories, PLUS my one-man show on Geronimo:
Geronimo, Life on the Reservation
(What happened to Geronimo after he surrendered?)
